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I'm so confused. Except for the part where this text was framing a more obviously junk message, which was actually an image. I guess it's a way to avoid being filtered?

EDIT: Why the FUCK do you people think I want to be called Shelly? I will shove a hot curling iron down your throat the next time you call me that. Asshole. Seriously. Geez... I've never run into a spammer that assumes a nickname before. Pulling the name from sent mail I've seen, but I've never seen it translate to a nickname.

...even the colors are math related?

So remember that sponge? The fractal cube in the library? While playing with a program that produces colors whose wavelengths are related by Phi (the golden ratio), I discovered that the original colors I picked out, as well as the final colors used on the faces are as close to related by Phi as I could get with the colors I had available to me. Damned coincidences.