Things That Are Gay*

[kirideth]

*by which I mean things that at least one gay person I personally know enjoys (hey, it's a valid definition, right?)

Moderating an Internet Chatroom, I hear people use "gay" as an insult all the fucking time. It irritates me, and I get tired of having to tell them to stop. "No it's not okay. It wasn't okay yesterday and it's still not okay. No it's not okay if you use 'bisexual' as an insult instead. Just... stop it."

So, in response to that, I will now present a short list of things that are actually gay*.

Cooking
Drinking beer
Watching football
Growing a beard
Shaving a beard
Playing basketball
Singing
Hunting
Playing video games
Musical theatre
Snowmobiling
Water skiing
Computer programming
Art
Watching television
Being a vegetarian
Bacon
Antelope bacon
Setting things on fire
Ninja turtles
Naruto
Batman
Snow
Thunderstorms
Pickup trucks
Cake

...oh shit, guys! Everything's gay! What do? Oh! I know! Quit obsessing about it!