Distractions.

I was going to talk about all the reasons I think Norm Coleman is a douchebag, including a story involving my old girl scout troop and community service. But someone down the hall has popcorn, and now I'm distracted by the smell.

I also have a similar story involving Robyne Robinson, Martin Luther King Day, and telling many, many young children that they're racist. But, again. Popcorn.

Maybe later.