1) Name calling gets you nowhere. It only makes you look bad and pisses people off. Unless, of course, your audience agrees with you wholeheartedly or is too stupid to know the difference.
2) Invincible armor need not look cool, it needs only be invincible. Sweatshirts, for example...
3) No matter how strongly you feel an emotion, others won't know unless you say something. Preferably to them and not your mother.
4) People react most favorably when you ask for what you want instead of complaining to someone that they won't give it to you. Unless, of course, you ask and they refuse. *Then* (and only then) is it proper to say that they "won't" do something for you.
5) Speed and accuracy can make up for strength. However, for that to be effective, you kind of need both.
6) If you kick someone, you will be kicked back. But that's okay. As long as you forget that you started the kicking in the first place, Mom will always be there for you.
7) Physically jumping with your video game character will not make him jump higher, but it will make you feel like you did your best when he falls down a hole anyway.
8) If you hit things with your inflatable hammer, it will eventually go limp.
9) Sharing is good for your health. Not only does it help keep people from thinking you're selfish, it also prevents you from getting a stomachache when you eat that whole can of Pringles.
10) When you fall off the bed, don't blame your siblings. Just because you got hurt doesn't mean it's their fault.
As a final observation, I will say that the brother in question really resembles Fighter. I should get him a suit of red armor and make him a pair of plastic sword-chucks.
~Kirideth
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